I know everyone says she looks like a tranny, she’s even said it herself, but I absolutely love Wendy Williams. She trips me out and tells it like it is. Plus, she wears wigs just like me, well, except I will be taking mine off at some point.
State of the Union: Amused
Listening to: Bad Girl by Danity Kane
Posted: 5:57 PM, Mon 27 Jul 2009 in Starf*cker
Edited: August 4th, 2009
I absolutely despise Perez Hilton. I make no bones about it. He is constantly criticizing famous people when he himself has no talent. He uses photoshop to make inane comments and draw messed up things on the pictures of celebrities he doesn’t like (i.e. drawing pictures of men’s genitalia on people, make lines under people’s noses like they snort coke, puddles of poo coming out of people’s butts, etc). He’s childish, he’s immature, and someone needs to tell him that his 15 minutes are up and he needs to get over himself.
I know I should feel bad that he got knocked upside his head by the Black Eyed Peas’ manager, but I don’t. I’m only surprised that no one has done it before now. He made messed up comments to Fergie, called her bandmate a f*ggot, got cold-cocked upside his head, and then had the nerve to get upset that virtually no one is supporting him. You can only talk so much trash before somebody puts you in your place. The comments that he’s made after Michael Jackson died I find to be truly tasteless. No matter what you thought of him, he was a human being with a family that is in mourning and that was just tacky. This assclown also says that Jennifer Aniston is ugly and if she’s ugly, there’s no hope left for any of us.
I know this is beside the point, especially since One Life to Live is a soap opera and not real (believe it or not, I do realize that, even though it may not seem like it by some of the comments I make) but here’s a piece of advice: If you’re going to make a stink about something and talk trash about an actress, make sure you have the facts. On his website, he is pissed because one of the actresses was protesting her small role in a gay storyline. She wasn’t protesting that *she* was against it, but that her *character* would be and, if that pink haired idiot actually *watched* One Life to Live, he would know that what she’s saying is true. People that just go in, guns blazing with no facts, are the ones that just really make me want to bop them over the head like a whack-a-mole game.
In the grand scheme of things, I know it’s not a big deal. It just irritates me that this idiot keep flapping his gums and talking out of his neck when he should just shut up. And, in case any of my nosy coworkers or people that don’t know me go there, no, I am not homophobic. I love gay boys. I just can’t stand that particular one. He doesn’t even have an office, but sits with his laptop in a coffee shop all day snaking their free wireless. I don’t like that he’s made a name for himself bashing people’s careers, especially when he has no marketable skills or talents of his own. My little sister could draw better pictures with one of those old skool Etch-a-Sketch toys and she’s only nine.
I wish that P-Nasty would sit down and shuuuuuut up. We all know that, despite all the crap he talks about her, he WISHES he was Britney Spears.
State of the Union: Disgusted
Listening to: Fallen by Sarah McLachlan
Posted: 5:27 PM, Mon 29 Jun 2009 in Starf*cker
Edited: August 4th, 2009
Best Female Video. Best Pop Video. Video of the Year.
Britney Spears: Because you can’t keep a bad girl down for long.
Edited: September 16th, 2008
What is really going on in the world? The Lakers blew a 24 point lead and got their asses handed to them by the Celtics. Oh, well I’m not really complaining about that part, but my daddy was not a happy camper last night.
Then R. Kelly gets off on ALL of the 14 charges in his child pornography case after waiting SIX years to go to trial. 14 charges! SIX years! That’s almost as long as it takes for bad credit to fall off your credit report. I’m just sayin………
I could make snide comments like, “If the mole doesn’t fit, you must acquit,” or change the lyrics to “12 Play” to include a golden shower reference, but the real lesson here is the one I’ve been preaching since day one: If you’re gonna do the nasties, no pictures, no videos. ‘Nuff said.
State of the Union: Bemused
Listening to: Ignition by R. Kelly (Come on now, he was found not guilty of being a chester. I can listen to his music)
Edited: August 26th, 2008
Happy 26th Birthday, Britney. My birthday wish for you is that you prove all the haters wrong, reinvent yourself, stop giving the media reasons to talk about you, and go back to looking like this:
Edited: August 4th, 2008
I am a Britney Spears fan. There. I said it. I don’t care. Sue me. Shoot me. Castigate me. Whatever.
I don’t care about a person’s personal life. I don’t care about the paparazzi drama. I don’t care. All I care about is if I can shake my ass to the music and if it has a good beat so I can drop it like it’s hot. And I can with this c.d.
I (briefly) dropped my boycott of Target long enough to go get “Blackout.” (Hey, for $9.98, compared to $13.99 everywhere else, I’d even drop my boycott of Walmart and Fry’s, and we all know that I’ve been boycotting them for years.) I like pop music (sad, but true) and this c.d. delivers. I’m not saying she has the lyrical voice of of Mimi, Alicia or Christina, but I have to say this is the best Britney Spears c.d. ever because I listened to the entire c.d. all the way through and, with my musical ADD, didn’t fast forward through any of the tracks.
I apologize in advance for the “Girls Gone Wild” dancing I know I’m about to start doing. Too bad I don’t know how to stream video. On second thought, maybe it’s a good thing. My dancing might ruin the what little “good girl” reputation I have left……..
State of the Union: Hot as Ice
Listening to: Get Naked ( I Got a Plan)
Edited: July 25th, 2008
Today is the 2nd Annual National "Marry Your Baby Daddy Day" in the United States. Surprise, surprise 39% of Americans polled want Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to get married. In second place with 36 % of the vote was Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp (I love pirates, don’t you?) and, rounding out the top three with 17% was Nicole Richie and Joel Madden (I love Good Charlotte, but I digress).
Who decides what becomes a National so-and-so day? I want a National 80’s Day where nothing but 80’s music is played all day. I also want a National Ice Cream Day where your employer is required to serve you ice cream. I also want a National Hook Up Day, where you get one random hookup of your choice, you don’t ever have to discuss it or feel guilty about it afterwards, and it doesn’t count towards your number.
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Edited: July 24th, 2008
Today is the 2nd Annual National "Marry Your Baby Daddy Day" in the United States. Surprise, surprise 39% of Americans polled want Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to get married. In second place with 36 % of the vote was Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp (I love pirates, don’t you?) and, rounding out the top three with 17% was Nicole Richie and Joel Madden (I love Good Charlotte, but I digress).
Who decides what becomes a National so-and-so day? I want a National 80’s Day where nothing but 80’s music is played all day. I also want a National Ice Cream Day where your employer is required to serve you ice cream. I also want a National Hook Up Day, where you get one random hookup of your choice, you don’t ever have to discuss it or feel guilty about it afterwards, and it doesn’t count towards your number.
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Edited: July 24th, 2008
I wish I could be friends with famous people. Not for the obvious reasons like perks, travel and and free stuff. I feel that there are some famous people out there that need a friend like me: someone honest, who will tell you what the deal is and tell it to you straight, whether you’re famous or not. Some of the trainwrecks that are happening right now in the media, could have been prevented if someone like me had stood up and told it like it was.
Celebrities that need a friend like me right now:
Brandy–If you are being sued for millions potentially for striking and killing someone with your SUV, why would you be photographed and video taped by TMZ clubbing and partying it up? A real friend would tell her that she needs to stay at home, because partying does not make you look sympathetic.
Paris Hilton–A real friend would tell her that she has enough frequent flyer miles on her cooter to pay for two first class tickets around the world, like five times over. A real friend would tell her that she needs to slow down on the men, lest she lose all elasticity in her cootch. A real friend would tell her to grow up and acknowledge that accepting responsibility is just that, not trying to use your mommy and daddy’s conenctions to get you out of things. A real friend would tell her that she cannot sing, cannot act, and should see a career counselor to find her real talents, if any real talents exist.
Heidi Montag–For those of you boycotting MTV, she is one of the chicks on “The Hills,” that is involved with a soul sucking troll named Spencer Pratt. Hello?!?! His last name is Pratt. Is that not a warning in itself? A real friend (like Lauren Conrad, who got lies spread about her for her effort, but hey, she tried) would have told her that he’s just using you to get famous and be on tv. A real friend would purchase seasons one and two and make a highlights clip of all the garbage he spewed that would let her know that he’s a lying, rotten cheating bastard. A real friend would have talked her out of the nosejob and boob job we all know he talked her into and a real friend would tell her that she’d better not give up your day job, because she cannot sing her way out of a paper bag.
Lindsay Lohan– A real friend would have told her that she needed to calm the f— down. How do her friends let her leave the clubs drunk and high? A real friend would have told her a long time ago that she had a problem. A real friend would have helped her check into a real detox center and getr her life together before she ends up as maggot food. A real friend would tell her that her mother is an enabler and she needs to cut her off the gravy train and make her get a real job.
Britney Spears–A real friend would kidnap this girl and take her off somewhere and let her read what people are saying about her, would show her the video clips, would pull up pictures of how she used to look and act and juxtapose them with how she is now. I want to be her friend. I hate to see someone fall from grace like this and hurt herself and her kids. A rela friend would have stopped her before she buzzed all her hair off. A real friend would have told her long ago that Fed-Ex would use her antics to try to a) take her kids and b) take more of her money. A real friend would tell her that she needs to hire a personal stylist and make her employees sign confidentiality agreements like Tom Cruise does.
I need to hire myself out. Hell, I’d do it for free………
Edited: July 22nd, 2008
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