Meme: Because It’s Been Forever

Will you have sexual intercourse within the next two weeks?
Doubt it. I’m on a self-imposed sexual exile.

Do you think your ex still wants to be with you?
Probably. All his other girlfriends were skanks, stupid, or stupid skanks.

Has a boyfriend/ girlfriend ever put alcohol/drugs before you?
Nope.

Do you honestly have feelings for someone at the moment?
Sure do. Whether he reciprocates them remains to be seen….

Do you like when people call you things like “baby”, “sweetie”, “hun”, etc?
Depends on if I know and, more importantly, LIKE the person saying it.

Let’s say you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
Hell to the NO! Fast forward to the next question.

Will this Friday be a good one?
It’s payday, so yes.

Do you believe that love lasts forever?
God’s love does.

What’s wrong with you right now?
How much time do you have?

When will your next kiss be?
When he finally gets his head out of his ass and realizes I have a mad crazy crush on him…

Who was the last person in bed with you?
I went to go huddle under the covers with my mama.

Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately?
I’ve been happy on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, but sad on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Are you wasting your time on someone?
No, I think I’m on the mend from him and moving on.

What’s the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
That both parties not be crazy.

Where do you wish you were right now?
On the beach with the boy I’m crushing on.

Is it okay to kiss people when you’re single?
Sure is. That’s one of the first steps to becoming coupled up.

Have you ever broken anyone’s heart?
Sure have, but it wasn’t my fault they fell in love.

Tell the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
I liked the way he smiles at me and, even though he doesn’t know it, I *adore* his accent, even though I tease him about it.

Is there a person that will always have a place in your heart?
A few people, actually.

Does someone like you right now?
I’m sure I have some stalker out there that’s wanking off to pictures of me.

Have you ever kissed anyone with a name that starts with B, H, E or J ?
Does it make me a skank if I say ALL of them.

Are you and the last person you kissed in a relationship?
Heck no. He was a stage five clinger.

Honestly, what’s on your mind?
Graduating some time before I turn 50.

When was the last time you kissed someone?
December.

Is there a person that means a lot to you?
Lots of ‘em.

Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?
No, he kept trying to hop on top of me and I kept having to fight him off, so there was no sleeping involved.

If you married the last person that you texted what would your last name be?
Bamba. I’d be Guamanian.

What’s the first thing that pops into your head when you think of last summer?
Cabo San Lucas.

Do you believe teenagers can be in love and stay in love?
I did, so I know it’s possible.

State of the Union: Sleepy
Listening to: Here With Me by Dido

Edited: February 2nd, 2010

Meme Quiz Time: Are You a Hood Rat?

I saw this on Media Take Out and I *had* to take it. I wanted to know if I was a hoodie or not/

1. You’ve ever used an album cover for a dustpan.
(5 points) {I used Michael Jackson’s Off the Wall}

2. If you’ve ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10points) {Do dirt roads count as a street}

3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.
(5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)

4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for each) {Had to go pick my own switch}

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2points) {That wasn’t ghetto. I lived down the street and there was no bus service}
6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)

7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)

8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light.
(2 points each) {Guilty as charged}

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell) {We used to have a Blue Bell truck on our street}

10. If you refer to “Now and Later” candies as “Nighladers”.
(5 points)

11. If you’ve ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)

12. If you’ve ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it) {My nana used to do that}

13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape.
(5 points)

14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge.
(1 point each)

15. You’ve ever used Tussy Deodorant.
(5 points)

16. You’ve never been to the dentist.
(15 points)

17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, tee-tee etc.
(10 points)

18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)

19. You’ve ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)

20. You add “ED” or “T” to the end of words already in the past tense
(for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)
(5 points)

21. You use ‘n’em to describe a certain group of people ( for example Craig’n'em or Momma ‘n’em). {Only in Dimebox}
(5 points)

22. You’ve ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5points)

23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.
(10 points)

24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
(10 points)

25. You’ve ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points) {Anyone that says that haven’t done this is lying.}

26. You can’t hold a glass because of the length of your nails.
(5 points)

27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
(10 points)

28. You don’t have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan’s. (15 points)

29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, “Did you just call here?”
(10 points)

30. You think Tupac is still alive.
(20 points)

31. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.
(25points)

– Now the totals…

0 – 50 points – I guess you were raised in the suburbs

51 – 75 points – A bonafide ex-hood rat

76 – 150 points – Spent a little time in the projects, huh?

150 points or more – Still there, huh?

What’s your score???? I got a 44. A lot of my answers came from summers in Dime Box. We weren’t hood rats; we were just country as hell….

State of the Union: Tickled (and looking for some Now and Laters)
Listening to: Piece of My Heart by Janis Joplin

Posted: 3:14 PM, Mon 31 Aug 2009

Edited: September 17th, 2009

Meme: 20 Things I Hate About You

Just kidding, but that Miley Cyrus song is on. You know which one. Anyway, I stole this from everybody and I’m procrastinating because I should be studying for my Logic test. No matter, how hard I study, I get a C anyway, so why bother?

Anywho……

1. Who was your first love?
Phillip Bays. We were in first grade and I pushed him down and told him he had to be my boyfriend because I said so. He agreed and shared his Pop Rocks with me (Sad how my dating life hasn’t evolved much from then, isn’t it?).

2. Who was your first kiss and when?
Phillip Bays. I kissed him to say thanks for the Pop Rocks (Yes, LMC, I was putting out, even then).

3. Who was your first prom date?
My senior year, my butthole boyfriend, Anthony, refused to take me, so I went by myself, looked really hot, danced all night with my friends and their dates, and then he picked me up, took me to Bennigans before we went to this seedy motel in Bastrop for a night of passion.

4. Who was your first roommate?
That would be loser non-prom date Anthony.

5. What was your first job?
My first job I actually got paid for was bagging groceries at the grocery store for chump change.

6. What was your first car?
I had a red Neon.

7. When did you go to your first funeral?
My great grandmother’s when I was seven.

9. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
I was 26. I lived in Las Cruces for a little more than a year and now I’m back in my hometown. I can never leave my mama long term. I don’t know how to quit her.

10. Who was your first grade teacher?
I had Mr. Campos for half of the year and then we moved to Oak Hill and I had Ms. Dumas. The funniest part? Mr. Campos was the uncle of nonprom boyfriend Anthony.

11. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
I went to Montreal with my dad when I was three.

13. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with?
On my first official date that my mom actually knew about? Hmm, I went to dinner and a movie with nonprom boyfriend. In case you didn’t get the memo, my mom didn’t let me “officially” date until I was 18, no f’ing lie.

14. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
Latra Szal. We were 12. We snuck out just to say we did. Oh yeah, and she smoked a cigarette she stole from my nana.

15. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?
Latra was my first girl best friend. She lives here in Austin, I think. I should look her up on Facebook. My first guy best friends were my brother, Brandon, and Gianni.

16. Who was the first person to send you flowers?
Gianni when I was 12. My mom pitched a fit (She was in the middle of her Fundamentalist phase and boys {and foozball} were The Devil).

17. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parents house?
Off of South Congress and Ben White in Anthony’s cousin’s house. That was not a good time. We were like Romeo and Juliet, rebelling against our disapproving parents and you know how those clowns ended up….

18. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
Julie

19. Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen?
I have been a bridesmaid 22 times. The first time was when I was 16 when my friend’s sister, Ashley, got knocked up and the shot gun put in a cameo appearance….

20. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Roll over and go back to sleep because I’m normally having a good dream about a hot guy wearing some type of uniform.

WTH is up with that last question? We’re strolling down memory lane and then you ask me what I do in the morning. Random much…….

State of the Union: Befuddled at that last bit
Listening to: Joey by Concrete Blonde (All this high school stuff got me nostalgic).

Edited: March 16th, 2009

Meme: ABC’s

I stolded this from NysaK on BookFace.

A – Allergies: Grass, trees, pollen, mold, pet dander, marijuana…there’s like 50 more.

B – Bed size: Full. I sleep alone.

C – Chore you hate: Vacuuming

D – Dad’s Name: Which one? My mama’s been married four times. Myron, Gary, John, Earl.

E – Essential start-your-day item: Juice

F – Favorite actor(s): Uhhh…Aidan Turner on All My Children and Johnny, Lucky, and Nikolas on General Hospital. I don’t care about their acting skills. They’re just hot.

G – Gold or silver: Silver

H – Height: 5′5 and 3/4″

I – Instruments you play(ed): Tone deaf. Wait, do my finger cymbals for belly dancing count?

J – Job title: Ruler of the Universe

K – Kid(s): Yeah, other people’s.

L – Living arrangements: I live in a swank pimp pad solo.

M – Mom’s name: Rubie.

N – Nicknames: Dee Dee Dynamite, Dynamite, Dee (I hate it when people call me that), Deeds (only old old friends use that one), Auntie Dee Dee, Heinous Bitch.

O – Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Car wreck, every time my mum or nana went into the hospital,

P – Pet peeve(s): People eating off my plate, people wearing my clothes or shoes, people touching my stuff, dumb people, stalker people…the list goes on forever

Q – Quotes you like: “Shit, Bitch. You is fine.”

R – Right- or left-handed: Right, but left for certain things

S – Sports you played: football, tennis, lacrosse, badmitton, softball

T – Time you wake up: 10:00 a.m

WTH? Where’s U?

V – Vegetable you dislike: Okra, limp zucchini, squash without Velveeta

W – Ways you run late: Waiting for other people.

X – X-rays you’ve had: Teeth, hand, breasts, chest, head

Y – Yummy food you make: Everything I make is nummy goodness, but I do make my spaghetti sauce from scratch.

Z – Zodiac: I don’t believe in it, but I’m a Libra.

State of the Union: Friday! Friday! Friday!
Listening to: It’s Friday, I’m in Love by the Cure (Funny. I *only* listen to this song on Fridays)

Edited: February 27th, 2009

Meme: Be Glad I Love B’s

Directions copied straight from Twisteh’s site: “How this memetic works is that you leave a comment on this post, and I’ll assign you a letter. Then you write about ten things you love that begin with your assigned letter, and post it at your place. When people comment on your list, you give them a letter, and the chain continues on and on.”

I was assigned the letter “B” by Twisty, so here are ten things I love:

[CENTER]B stands for Boys:[/CENTER]

B stands for Books:

B stands for Booze:

B stands for Bags:

B stands for: Belly Button Ring:

B stands for Belly Dancing:

B stands for Beach:

B stands for Beer:

B stands for Birthdays:

B stands for Bad Ass Bitches:

State of the Union: Barely awake

Listening to: My stomach growling

Edited: February 27th, 2009

Meme: More Meme Thievery

I nicked this from Twisty who nicked it from NysaK who nicked it from….wait. Don’t I sound like I’m talking in Bible? So and so begat so and so who begat so and so. Anywho:

001. Real name – Bond. James Bond. I don’t want to put my real name because what if my mum googles it and learns what I’ve really been up to?

002. Nickname(s) – Dee Dee, Auntie Dee Dee, D, Dynamite, White Girl (only by family members), Blatina (cuz I’m Black and Latina per Jules), Deeds (only by a select few).

003. Status – Completely in love with Tyler Christopher, Greg Vaughn, and Brandon Barash (Nikolas, Lucky and Johnny for those that don’t watch GH)

004. Zodiac sign – Libra, but I don’t believe in that stuff.

005. Male or female – My lovely lady lumps say female.

006. Religion – Jewish and Christian and….

007. Elementary – Patton.

008. Middle School – O’Henry.

009. High School – Austin High.

010. Hair color – Reddish brown.

011. Eye color – Brown.

012. Loud or Quiet – Depends on who the guy is and how much I’ve had to drink. *evil grin*

013. Sweats or Jeans – Jeans. I don’t wear sweats. Now, yoga pants…

014. Phone or Camera – Phone. All my friends have cameras, but I couldn’t live without being able to text.

015. Health freak – That’s the only kind of freak I’m not….

016. Favorite Physical Quality – My smile. Most people don’t make it above my breasts, but I like my smile.

017. Do you have a crush on someone? – See question #3.

019. Piercing – Ears and belly.

020. Tattoos – Tribal butterfly on back.

021. Water or Fire – Water.

022. Love of your life or 4 Billion Dollars – Love of my life. His family is loaded so it’s a win-win.

023. First fear – Going to Hell.

024. First best friend –Latra Szal (She was Polish).

025. First award –All A Honor Roll in First Grade (Yes, I was a nerd, even back then).

026. First crush – Phillip Bays in 1st grade. He’s still one of my best friends.

027. First pet – We had a mutt called Sambo.

028. First car trip – We went to Padre when I was four.

029. First big birthday – Sweet Sixteen at the Plaza in New York City.

030. Siblings – One older sister, one younger sister, three younger brothers and one the same age as me.

033. Favorite Dessert – Chocolate truffles.

034. Favorite toy in your house – Does Tivo count as a toy?

035. Ring? – I only wear the claddagh ring Gianni gave me for Valentine’s Day last year.

036. Favorite Season – Spring.

037. Favorite Flower(s) – Tullips and pink roses.

038. Favorite Spice – Cayenne and Tumeric

039. Pancakes or Waffles – Pancakes, totally.

040. Left- or Right-handed – Right, except when playing finger cymbals.

041. Virgin? Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

042. How many relationships have you been in? Multiple bullshit ones. Three super serious ones.

043. Silver or Gold? Silver.

044. Checkers or Chess? Darts.

045. Desktop or laptop?- Laptop. I can IM and watch t.v. at the same time.

046. Ever been Out of the country? – Many, Many times.

047. Where? Mexico, Canada, U.K. France, Switzerland, Australia, Russia. Greece, Rome, Netherlands, Germany.

048. Big City or Small town? – Small town.

049. Favorite Food type – Italian and Greek.

050. Favorite Drink- Alchoholic: Champagne and Gin and Tonic Non alcoholic: horchata.

051. Dogs or Cats – Dogs

052. I’m about to – Go on a lunch date

053. Listening to – Gravity by Sara Bareilles

054. Plans for today – Lunch date, finish work shift, go to an Honor Society meeting and then go to Julie’s birthday party at Cork and Co,

055. Waiting for – my prince to come.

056. Your Height – 5’5

057. Contacts or Glasses – Neither. I was blessed with perfect vision.

058. Want kids? – Someone else’s

059. Want to get married? – Yes, and I will get married…once I find a guy that is not a douchebag.

060. Careers in mind – I want to be a writer for soap operas, be a teacher or a life coach (That’s a joke. I have no business trying to give guidance to anyone).

061. Rain or Snow – Snow

062. Gloves or Mittens – Mittens.

063. Favorite Girl’s Name – Caitlin

064. Favorite Boy’s Name – Braeden

065. Believe in Magic? – No, but I believe in smoke and mirrors.

066. Soda, Pop, or Coke? – Dr. Pepper

067. Brain or Brawn? – Brain. A smart guy can work out and get brawn, but a dummy is pretty much a dummy.

068. Prefer Lips or eyes – Eyes. I have enough lips for the two of us.

069. Great body or great Personality? Personality (well,, provided you don’t look like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man)

070. Do you want to be Shorter or taller? Shorter only when I go to Rodeo because the guys are short.

071. Do you want to initiate the relationship or him/her?—Boy takes the lead so girl won’t feel whorish for jumping boy’s bones.

072. Romantic or spontaneous – Romantic. I can’t be spontaneous. I’m allergic to too many things.

073. Nice stomach or nice arms – Nice stomach. One of us has to have one…

074. Sensitive or loud – Who made this craphole survey? This doesn’t make sense, but sensitive, I guess.

075. Hook-up or relationship – Relationship. You can hook up with that person over and over again.

076. Should you be friends first or date first? – Date first. I don’t date my friends. Water’s too murky.

077. Trouble maker or hesitant – Troublemaker is my middle name (As long as there’s sour Skittles for me to eat).

078. Chivalry or not? – Chivalry goes a long way.

079. Favorite Board Game – Dirty Operation. You have to take a shot and pull off an item of clothing every time you mess up.

080. Lost glasses/contacts – Not applicable. Does a lost mind count?

081. Ran away from home – I was kidnapped once. I don’t think that’s the same thing.

082. Held a gun/knife for defense? – I have my daddy’s gun. I’m supposed to shoot first and then ask questions later.

083. Killed someone? – Uh….no.

084. Heartbroken – Always.

085. Been arrested – No, but I fantasize about officers and cuffs.

086. Done anything illegal – Uh….maybe. hehehe

087. Cried when someone died –Many times.

088. Cried by yourself – Many times. I don’t like crying in front of people. Tears are emotional blackmail.

089. Laughed til you cried? – Yup. Snorted, too.

090. Believe in Miracles? – Sure do. I’m living proof.

091. Believe in Love at first sight? – Sure do. Happened to me once.

092. Heaven – is lounging on a beach with hot cabana boys bringing you fruity drinks with lots of liquor and umbrellas.

093. Santa Claus – Tried to feel me up at the Blue Santa event last December.

094. Say ‘I Love you’ on the first date – Only if you’re talking to a bottle of gin.

095. Sex on the first date – Hey. It happens.

096. Hold hands on the first date – Why not?

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now – Yes. I miss him like crazy.

098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life – Absolutely not, but I know that I need to get off my ass and work hard to get there.

099. Do you believe in God? – Absolutely.

100, Is anybody going to take this from you? Prolly not. It’s a loooot of questions.

State of the Union: Whatever
Listening to:You Have Been Loved by Sia

Edited: February 27th, 2009

Meme: in 2008

****Update*****

There were more questions I forgot to ask. Scroll down for the ~~~~~~2nd meme~~~~~~~

In 2008 Have You..

lost a best friend?
Yes and I remember him everyday.

stayed single most of the year?
Yes and I realized there are a lot of assclowns living in this city.

kissed someone new?
Yes and I refuse to name names.

had your heart broken?
Yes. Twice.

had a stalker?
Yes. He has been stalking me faithfully since 2004.

done something you’ve regretted?
Hell Yes. Show me someone that says they haven’t and I’ll call them a liar to their face.

cut class?
Yes. I learned my lesson and no longer will my friends be put above my studies.

were involved in something you’ll never forget?
Yes. The Komen walk was awesome.

visited a different country?
Yes. Mexico. Ay yi yi!

lost something important to you?
Yes, but I’m trying to get it back.

got a gift you adore?
Yes. Yes. Yes.

tripped over a coffee table?
No. My coffee table is huuuge. I’d have to be blinder than Stevie Wonder to run into that thing.

dyed your hair?
No. My hair can barely hold extension glue, let alone serious chemicals.

came close to losing your life?
Yes. There are angels everywhere keeping us from f—ing up royally everyday.

read a great book?
Several. I couldn’t imagine a world without books in it.

saw one of your favorite bands/artists live?
Yes. George Strait. Still hot.

Did you fall in love?
Yes, with an Aston Martin DB9 Volante.

Do you like someone right now?
Yes. It would be nice to know that he likes me, too.

- ->2008: Friends and Enemies

Did you meet any new friends this year?
Yes. Tisha and Tomi and Jonathan and Lyle (not done in favorites, just in the order I met them)

Did you dislike anyone?
Yup. Same people as last year.

Did you make any new enemies?
I’m sure I did, but they don’t matter enough for me to care.

Did you resolve any fights?
Yes and no. Everyone is getting one last chance in 2009 and then, that’s it!

Did you grow apart from anyone?
Yes. It’s sad, but, at the end of the day, it is what it is.

Do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?
You can sit around and get angry thinking about the people from your past that used you, betrayed your trust, or hurt you, but, in the end, it’s best not to dwell on the people from your past because there’s probably a damned good reason why they didn’t make it into your future.

- ->2008: Your BIRTHDAY!

Did you have a party?
Yes. Luau, baby!

Did you get any presents?
Yes. Some were awesome. Some were pathetic. Some were totally WTF were you thinking?

If so what was the best thing you liked?
I loved my Tiffany oval necklace and bracelet.

- ->2008: All about YOU

Did you change at all this year?
I’ve learned to be self-reliant and I’ve learned how to cut my losses,

Did you get your hair cut?
I got ‘em all cut.

Did you change your style?
Every other week it seems.

Were you in school?
Yes.

Did you get good grades?
All except College Math. How the heck do I get an A in Trig and a C in College Math? WTH? I will be repeating that class this spring.

Did you have a job?
Yeah. Now ask me if I like it…..

Did anyone close to you give birth?
Clare just spit out another novio for me.

Did you move at all?
Yes. I finally left the hood. *Happy Dance Time*

Did you go on any vacations?
Several.

Would you change anything about yourself now?
I’d have a smaller waist, a bigger ass, and hair down to my butt that I didn’t have to pay for.

Was 2008 a good year?
No, not really. People I love need to stop dying.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2nd Meme~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where did you begin 2008?
At Sonya’s Death to 07 James Bond 007 Party.

What was your status on Valentine’s Day?
Engaged, technically.

Did you have to go to the hospital?
Yes. I hate hospitals.

Did you have any encounters with the police?
I asked a cop to handcuff my hands over my head. He just laughed.

What did you purchase that was over $100?
Shoes. Lauren Conrad dress. Camera.

Did you know anybody who got married?
David and Karen. Seth and Jenn. Chris and Alma.

What sporting events did you attend?
U.T. Football Games. Spurs game. Soccer matches

What is the one thing you thought you would not do, but did, in 2008?
Got married in a Buddhist soul-binding ceremony

What have been your favorite moments?
The day I got married. The day I won big at roulette in Vegas.

Any new additions to your family?
My cousin had a baby.

What was your best month?
August, I guess because I went to Cabo.

Who has been your best drinking buddy?
Jonathan. He puts out.

Favorite Nights out?
My favorite nights were spent “in.”

Other than home, where did you spend most of your time?
Toss up between work and school.

Have any car accidents?
No, surprisingly.

Do you have a New Years resolution?
Sure do. The world had better watch out because Slayer is back on her grind.

Do anything embarrassing?
Everyday of 08.

Buy anything new from eBay?
Sure did.

Get married or divorced?
Got married and widowed.

Get arrested?
Only by the Border Patrol on Halloween at Rodeo.

Been snowboarding?
Not this year. I should have gone.

Did you get sick this year?
Sure did.

Been naughty or nice?
Nicely naughty.

Are you happy to see 2008 go?
Yes. This has been one of the worst years of my life. It can *only* get better.

State of the Union: Listless
Listening to: I Don’t Care by Fall Out Boy

Edited: January 3rd, 2009

Meme: Wicked Garden

I stolded this from Ms. Behavin’s Vox Blog

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Somewhere Only We Know–Keane

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Superwoman–Alicia Keyes

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Labios Compartidos–Mana (It means shared lips for all you non-Spanish speakers)

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
What Goes Around..Comes Around–Justin Timberlake

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Live Until I Die–Clay Walker

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
I’m Gonna Find Another You–John Mayer

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Freaky Gurl– Gucci Mane

8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Through the Rain–Mariah Carey

9. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
You Could be Mine–Guns N Roses

10 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Tonto Corazón by Grupo Maravilla (means stupid heart in Spanish)

11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE/LOVE?
Just You and Me-Jayson Belt

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Infinity–Merrick

13. WHAT -DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?)
I Used to Love Him–Lauryn Hill & Mary J. Blige

14 WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE/LOVE?
Ni Que Valieras Tanto–Poder del Norte (This song loses the bitchiness when you translate from English to Spanish, but it’s basically saying that its not like you’re worth much)

15 WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I Hate Everything–George Strait (That explains a lot)

16. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I Slept With Someone From Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This T-Shirt–Fall Out Boy

17 What will they play at your funeral?
Disarm–Smashing Pumpkins

18. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Collide–Howie Day

19 WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Volunteers–Jefferson Airplane

20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Living on a Prayer–Bon Jovi

21. WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Come As You Are–Nirvana

22. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy–Kenny Chesney

23. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET
Beautiful World–Coldplay

24. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Slow Like Honey–Fiona Apple

25. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Solo Por Un Beso–Aventura (means Only for a kiss)

26 WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Hey Jude–Beatles

27.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Who Knew–Pink

28 IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Hold My Han–Hootie & the Blowfish

29 WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
We Bury the Hatchet–Garth Brooks

30 WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Wicked Garden–Stone Temple Pilots

State of the Union: Deprived
Listening to: Who Wouldn’t Wanna Be Me by Keith Urban

Edited: December 21st, 2008

Meme: I Looooove Memes

I stolded this from SassyPants’ blog. Plus it’s “slag-off” day at work. Well, not officially, but I’ll be *damned* if I’m working and no one else is……

How serio​us are your feeli​ngs for the perso​n you like?​
Fairly serious.

Have you ever inten​tiona​lly made someo​ne jealo​us?​
Yup and he stalked my ass so well that I will *never* do that again.

Do you think​ your ex still​ loves​ you?
Yup.

How long have you and your boyfr​iend/​​​girlf​riend​ been datin​g?​​​
I don’t know how to answer this one because I don’t know if he’s my boyfriend or not, but, if he is, then we’ve been dating like three months.

Who was the last perso​n you talke​d to on the phone​?​​​
Paul.

Have you ever been in a long dista​nce relat​ionsh​ip?​​​
Yes. It blows.

Know anyon​e with such a terri​bly annoy​ing voice​ that you can’​​​t even stand​ it?
God yes!

Are you weari​ng socks​?​​​
No, but I’m wearing stockings and garters. Does that count?

Who was the last girl you talke​d to?
Alex and Lisa were in the room at the same time, so them.

Did you date anyon​e this past summe​r?​​​
Yes. Bunch of punkasses.

Can you last in a relat​ionsh​ip for more than 3 month​s?​​​
Yes. Will they screw me over before the three months is up is the real question.

Have you ever had a diffi​cult relat​ionsh​ip?​​​
Aren’t all relationships difficult? Yes, I’ve been in several.

What are you doing​ today​?​
Doing this meme, finishing the last of my work, then getting off so I can go get dressed for the ACC Holiday party that I’m going to with Gay Boyfriend Paul.

Did anyth​ing weird​ happe​n in the past 3 days?​​​
My whole life is weird, but I guess the weirdest thing that happened was running into the first guy I ever put a restraining order on in Banana Republic.

How old is the first​ perso​n on your top? (My Space wise, all you non-My Space whores)
She’s 27.

Does anyon​e call you babe?​​​
Yes.

Do you want anyth​ing?​​​
An LCD 46″ television (which I hope the Hanukkah Armadillo remembers) a Wii, Gossip Girl season 1 on DVD, Lost Season 4 on DVD, and a kiss from a particular boy at midnight on New Years.

When’​​​s the last time you were surpr​ised?​​​
My birthday. Gifts from deceased people tend to do that to you.

Where​ is the perso​n you miss most?​​​
In Heaven.

What’​​​s your curre​nt probl​em?​​​
Toss up between my big jiggly-puff belly and finding a belly dancing top that will hold my girls and not make me look like a stripper.

Looki​ng back,​​​ did you ever waste​ too much time on a certa​in boy or girl?​​​
Sure did. I have now learned how to cut my losses.

Who do you talk to when you’re sad?
I don’t talk when I’m sad. I send a text to a particular boy and tell him I need hugs.

Regre​t doing​ anyth​ing in the past week?​​​
Yes and no. It was stupid, but it gave me clarity.

What are you NOT looki​ng forwa​rd to?
Finals next week.

Have you ever made anyon​e laugh​ when they were cryin​g?​​​
Yes. I am good for random, goofy comments at inappropriate times.

Who was the last perso​n that you hugge​d?​​​
Jonathan.

Have you ever kisse​d an ex after​ you’​​​d broke​n up?
Yes and I stopped doing that crap because it never ends well.

Most misse​d memor​ies?​​
When I was a kid. Everyone I loved was still alive and I had no responsibilities and I was free.

Do you have expen​sive jewle​ry or cloth​es?​​​
Yes. I *am* a shopaholic, afterall.

Do you think​ you are mater​ialis​tic?​​​
I like knowing that I work hard so that I can buy myself whatever I want.

Do your frien​ds know every​thing​ about​ you?
Nope.

Do you belie​ve in secon​d chanc​es?​​​
Depends on the offense.

What are some thing​s that you have to have every​where​ you go?
Cell phone, lip gloss and a purse.

When’​​​s the last time you did somet​hing you knew was wrong​?​​​
Two Valentine’s Days ago?

If the year consi​sted of only one seaso​n,​​​ which​ would​ you choos​e?​​​
Summer

Have you ever been out past curfe​w?​​​
Curfew? How old was the person that made this survey?

Are you enemi​es with a forme​r frien​d?​​​
Not enemies, but they definitely aren’t on my present buying list.

Have you ever kisse​d/​made out with a boy/​girl that you weren​’​t datin​g?​
Yes.

State of the Union: Sleepy
Listening to: Circus by Britney Spears

Edited: December 16th, 2008

Meme: It’s My Liver and I’ll Drink if I Want to

When I’m drunk, I tend to:
Dance a lot and make out

Shots or beers?
Shots OR beer? I can’t chose. That’s just wrong. I love them both.

Do you have a drinking buddy?
When I’m drinking, everyone is my buddy.

Do you get angry?
Nope. I’m a happy drunk. You’ve seen the pictures.

Do you puke?
I used to do it on purpose so that I wouldn’t absorb all the calories, but I realized that was kinda gross, so I cut it out.

After 7 drinks how are you?
Still dancing and still making out. (Hey, at least I’m consistent)

Tequila does what to you?
Makes ugly boys look hmm-mm goooooood.

Vodka makes you?
Very whorish

Do you do things you wouldn’t normally do sober?
Not really. Oh, except the time I think I did the nasties with a troll.

Do you pass out?
Nope. Passing out is quitting and I ain’t no quitter

Do you drink girly drinks?
When I’m hanging around girls.

Worst drink you’ve ever had?
Thunderbird when I was 13.

Do you play drinking games?
Only the ones that carry on into the bedroom. *evil grin*

Favorite Beer?
Dos Equis and Becks

What is your favorite shot?
Tequila, baby, followed closely by woo woo shots.

What will you NOT drink?
Coors Light, Keystone, Naty Light, Chivas, or Jager.

What is your hang-over cure?
I come from a looooong line of alcoholics. I don’t get hangovers.

Do you like frozen drinks?
Hell yeah!

Do you ever drink out of the bottle?
Champagne when it’s my birthday and beer because, well, that’s what you do.

Are you drunk right now?
It’s too early for that.

Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages on daily basis?
No. I come from a long line of alcoholics, but I didn’t say I was one.

Do you drink a lot of wine?
Nope. Wine tastes like ass.

When’s the last time you drank?
Friday night.

Name someone that will repost this survey?
Whoever is bored.

Ever been streaking while drunk?
No, but I did it when I lost a bet.

Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkness?
I had someone leaning on me very heavily. He felt like he weighed a ton and it’s a good thing I’m built like the Incredible Hulk.

Puked in a friend’s car?
Heck no! People that can’t hold their liquor shouldn’t be allowed to drink.

What is the last beer you drank?
Newcastle on Friday.

Can you handle shots?
The real question is can they handle ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Do you turn into a chain smoker while drunk?
Nope, I’m allergic to cigarette smoke which makes dating a smoker very challenging.

Do you know your limits?
Yes, and I break on through to the other side.

Ever woken up asleep on the bathroom floor after a wild night out drinking?
No. Gross!. Even in my worst moments, I still manage to crawl into bed.

What alcohol makes you get sick?
Jager and Everclear if they aren’t mixed properly.

Ever chipped a tooth from drinking?
No, thank goodness.

Do you crave fast food when you’re drunk?
I usually want tacos from the taco stand. Hmmm, suizas.

Who is the funniest drunk you know?
Jonathan. He tells silly stories mixed in with trivia questions mixed in with random jokes mixed in with compliments about how hot I am.

When’s the last time you were completely hammered?.
The night after my friend, Fernando, got killed. I vowed to never get that wasted ever again.

Got any friends who can drink like nobody’s business?
Quite a few.

Are you a loud or quiet drunk?
I’m a loud, happy, giggly drunk (Lord knows you know this already from the pics I’ve posted)

Ever had sex while drunk?
Uh….who hasn’t?

Are you a blackout drunk?
Nope, though with some of the uglies I’ve made out with, I wish I was!

Do you like Smirnoff Ice?
No, but I like Smirnoff vodka mixed with pineapple juice.

At what age did you start drinking?
My sister made me vomit on Thunderbird when I was 13. My dad gave me my first mixed drink (a Hurricane) when I was sixteen, but I didn’t drink on a regular basis until I was 21.

Ever been in a drunken fight?
Nope. Wait, do arguments count?

Have you ever been drunk with the person who posted this before you?
Yes. With her whole family, actually

State of the Union: Jonesing for a drink, actually

Listening to: Free Bird being played on Guitar Hero

Edited: December 4th, 2008