Meme Quiz Time: Are You a Hoodrat?

I saw this on Media Take Out and I *had* to take it. I wanted to know if I was a hoody or not/

1. You’ve ever used an album cover for a dustpan.
(5 points) {I used Michael Jackson’s Off the Wall}

2. If you’ve ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10points) {Do dirt roads count as a street}

3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.
(5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)

4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for each) {Had to go pick my own switch}

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2points) {That wasn’t ghetto. I lived down the street and there was no bus service}

6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)

7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)

8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light.
(2 points each) {Guilty as charged}

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell) {We used to have a Blue Bell truck on our street}

10. If you refer to “Now and Later” candies as “Nighladers”.
(5 points)

11. If you’ve ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)

12. If you’ve ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it) {My nana used to do that}

13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape.
(5 points)

14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge.
(1 point each)

15. You’ve ever used Tussy Deodorant.
(5 points)

16. You’ve never been to the dentist.
(15 points)

17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, tee-tee etc.
(10 points)

18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)

19. You’ve ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)

20. You add “ED” or “T” to the end of words already in the past tense
(for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)
(5 points)

21. You use ‘n’em to describe a certain group of people ( for example Craig’n'em or Momma ‘n’em). {Only in Dimebox}
(5 points)

22. You’ve ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5points)

23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.
(10 points)

24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
(10 points)

25. You’ve ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points) {Anyone that says that haven’t done this is lying.}

26. You can’t hold a glass because of the length of your nails.
(5 points)

27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
(10 points)

28. You don’t have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan’s. (15 points)

29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, “Did you just call here?”
(10 points)

30. You think Tupac is still alive.
(20 points)

31. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.
(25points)

– Now the totals…

0 – 50 points – I guess you were raised in the suburbs

51 – 75 points – A bonafide ex-hood rat

76 – 150 points – Spent a little time in the projects, huh?

150 points or more – Still there, huh?

What’s your score???? I got a 44. A lot of my answers came from summers in Dime Box. We weren’t hood rats; we were just country as hell….

State of the Union: Tickled (and looking for some Now and Laters)
Listening to: Piece of My Heart by Janis Joplin

Posted: 3:14 PM, Mon 31 Aug 2009 in meme

Edited: October 2nd, 2009