Guest Post: 10 Things You Should Know About My Sister

One day, my sister will learn the meaning of password protection. Here are ten things that you should know about my sister. Please give her shit if she tries to delete this again.

1 My sister was kidnapped when she was seven and hates to be lost. She will not leave the house to go somewhere new without mapping the address on at least three different sites first.

2 She would rather dance than eat, sleep, shop, or have sex.

3 She loves old people and little kids. She is incapable of telling them no.

4 Taco Bell and McDonalds would be their own food groups if she had her way.

5 She will not carry a purse unless it is XOXO. She will give away anything else that you give her i.e. Coach, Dooney, Gucci, Prada. Nothing doing.

6 She calls one night stands “One Hit Wonders.”

7 She was voted most likely to get married and have kids.

8 She can read the same books over and over again.

9 She doesn’t like to give up on people, especially the guys she dates, because she says that everyone has potential, they just need someone to help them learn how to tap into it.

10 She reads romance novels, watches romantic comedies, and matchmakes because she still secretly believes in love, even though, if you ask her, she will say that love is as dead.

Edited: July 22nd, 2008